southington

Where herb's infultrate suburbia, such as John Sample.

John Sample is the biggest herb in the country and lives in southington, :(

by Jinx Da Juvy December 24, 2003

Southington

A suburban town in central Connecticut; a town that is large enough to be a city but remains a town because it sounds good.

More restaurants on Queen Street (per square feet)than anywhere else in the world. (9 Dunkin' Donuts, 2 McDonalds, 2 Subways, 100 pizza places, etc.)

by Vu December 10, 2003

Southington

Home of the infamous John Sample.

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.

by Jesus Christ December 21, 2003

southington

The current residence of local idiot John Sample, as well as a handful of wiggers. Also a town where the freshman in highschool tend to multiply much like bacteria except they get smaller as time goes on, and more retarded/similar to John Sample.

Southington is a hellhole because John Sample lives here. Someone should send him to Meriden where the real ghetto is.

by N3M3S1S July 17, 2004

Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

by James November 15, 2003

Slatington

A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers.

Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a fingered up fitness trail in Slatington

by europopian April 22, 2009

Southington

Centrally located in CT. One a the few towns that gets payed to bring in black people from Hartford. All we are known for is our football program and drug abuse. Here all the white girls sleep around, and use they're parents money to look classy. Where everyone is fake and full of crap, and like to pretend that they're the shit. The guys are even uglier then the girls (unless you wanna talk about the senior class.) The football players (2-time CCC champs) get drooled over, and the messy rivalry with hard-hittin New Britain is the best place to be....if you wanna get shot!

Southington only has black kids because our school system is poor despite the surrounding rich white community.

by bkf09 December 11, 2008