sturtle

a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut

heather is a sturtle

by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010

slutley

what people call nutley

yoo slutley sucks . but the girls aree hott

by tall kidd November 15, 2006

Slutler

A female butler that you bang.

The man was debating between getting a maid, a mistress, and a butler. He decided to get all of the above, in one package. He is now the proud patron of his very own slutler.

by PatronOfTheSlutler September 7, 2017

Smurtle

Smurf/Squirtle Cross breed.

Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.

by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011

slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Snurtlesaurus

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

by TK1224 April 20, 2015

Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019