Someone who follows you around the block and gets with all the girls/guys you've been with, one after another. Maybe this person thinks that he/she is gonna one up you by fucking her/him a little harder than you did. Maybe this person just doesn't have taste in sexual partners and they have to look to you as the decision maker. Maybe in some sick, strange way, he/she just wants to BE you. Maybe it's just a coincidence.
"Man, I had this mothafuckin' slop-slurper tryna be all up on my shit for months man. Three bitches. Three bitches. Motherfucker heard I broke up with Lashay and I could see the fuckin' look in his eyes already. Man, mothafuckin' slop-slurper all up on my shit crampin' my style. Slurpin' that sloppy seconds like a mothafucka."
by marrowbones December 4, 2009
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Get the slumper mug.a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
Get the slurper mug.a somewhat universal word more commonly used as a universal word in the East Bay (of the San Francisco Bay Area)
Man that party was a slumper!
Dang you got slumpered!
I gotta take a slumper.
Why you all up in my face bein a slumper?!
Dang you got slumpered!
I gotta take a slumper.
Why you all up in my face bein a slumper?!
by bboydru September 13, 2005
Get the slumper mug.A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.
Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.
by Stormyrayn August 6, 2022
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by LarryManAllDay September 14, 2016
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