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Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.
"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."
by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016
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Say That Again, But Slowly

Used to politely tell someone that they just completely contradicted themselves. It can also be "Read that again, but slowly" if it's in text rather than actually being uttered.
Dumbass: "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"

Normal Person: "Say that again, but slowly..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2021
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slowe

(Verb) The extension of the pinky finger while grasping or holding an object. Often refered to as being a feminine or gay grasp.
Look at that kid slowin' it.
by Dan April 1, 2005
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Slowest Common Denominator

The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.
Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.

Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.

Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.

Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
by daphunkeefeel1 July 17, 2012
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slowby

...and by then THE CHEAT might have that mural i comissioned him to paint... like a frickin year ago! Slowby...
by blainema October 23, 2003
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slowest-er

Bob:you slow
Kianna:you slower
Bob:you the slowest

Kianna:you slowest-er
by Khaneka June 8, 2019
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Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!
Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.
by Poison2793 May 20, 2022
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