racial slowdown

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.

Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.

by B. Q. November 7, 2006

slowdotna

slang for the city of soldotna, alaska. Locals from there call their town this because of the lack of exciting events. Ironically, to visit there is quite fulfilling.

"I can't stand living in Slowdotna any longer."

by Jeremy Kriner September 12, 2006

Slowed + Reverbed

Slowed + Reverbed is the gentrified idiot's version of chopped and screwed, which was originated by DJ Screw (R.I.P). Plus, this slow and reverb crap is just a slowed down version of the song without any special effects or anything but the sound like it's in a gym or something. There's nothing good about it, and people need to stick with chopped and screwed, which was made and created by a rapper and not some white kid in his mommy's basement. Sick of seeing these videos in my YouTube feed.

Normal person: I love Chopped and Screwed music!
Stupid Gentrified Idiot: yOu meAN sLOwEd + reVERBed!?
Normal person: The only thing slow and "reverbed" is you, dumb ass.

by Aaliyana May 15, 2021

Slowed and reverb

A recent internet fad where people take existing songs, slow them down, and then apply reverb to it. They are often found on YouTube with millions of views. Basically, it is the inverse of the nightcore fad from a decade ago.

The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.

P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.

Timothy, who got 5.6M views for his slowed and reverb version of the FNAF SB theme: "stonks"

DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2022

slowcome

comes from slimy hands

Amanda touched me with her slowcome hands.

by Royalstick January 24, 2009

Slowld

The unimaginably frustrating pace employed by people over the age of 50 when they venture out of the home either on foot or driving a vehicle and manage to get themselves between you and where you want to go. It's very likely this is done out of embittered spite against happy and young people due to the accumulation of misery and suffering through a person's lifetime.

I went to get a sandwich on my lunch break but got stuck behind a granny going so slowld I had to go hungry.

by Akkenru June 19, 2019

Slowdoo

A term used to describe when the online ERP system Odoo is running slowly.

I’m trying to put an order on but it’s taking ages because I’m getting Slowdoo

by DanHock February 12, 2020