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Slovakia 

a country in europe that i had to leave because people we're too racist;

being called a "neger" and a "cernoch" (n*g*er and black person) every day is not fun. and the teacher gave me the nickname choclate, and the skinheads would often beat my dad up.

but its not just blacks that slovaks like to pick on, there is a lot of gypsy (Roma, cigani) people in slovakia and their life is just hell. slovaks will not want to hire them, and then they say that gyspys don't want to work, wtf? i remember once, the government was doing some sht to gypsy mothers so that they could not have children, a way of contorolling the gypsy population i guess. everyone hated gypsys they have to live in dirty buildings and live a dirty poor life. basically if you are not white, you will be picked on
sorry slovakia, but im never coming back
Slovakia by i spread truth March 12, 2011

check-o-slovakia 

Poker slang. Bad player's modification of the word "check." Made popular among poor players by the movie "Rounders."
"Check"
"Check"
"CHECK-OOOOO-slovakia"
check-o-slovakia by KidNapster February 20, 2005

friends in Slovakia 

A way of saying someone is very popular.
L: Dude, how does Jim know so many people?
O: I know right. He's legit so popular.
L: I bet he even has friends in Slovakia.

felix from slovakia

When your friends can’t remember your name.
Usually to be said weirdly
Jarred: Who’s that
John: that guy uhh he’s Felix from Slovakia duh

Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone
Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.
The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.