A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.
The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.
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An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"
by slothtammer December 8, 2010
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that weirdo over there is a slothaholic
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Get the Slothed mug.A slothet is girl who is obsessed with sloths and secretly wants to be one. Slothets are kind and funny they are also very artistic. When you meet a slothet they are either completely crazy and love drama or they are chill and litterely are like a sloth.
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
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