The newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. You then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. The weirder the location, the better.
by storker July 16, 2011
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by Joe fourpack October 20, 2008
Get the sporking mug.Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007
Get the Sporking mug.When I walked by my secretary's desk she looked so hard at work, but then I caught my her sorking again when I walked up behind her and saw that she was playing on the internet instead of working on my letter that needed to go out.
by Conner Osborne May 15, 2005
Get the sorking mug.Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.
Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.
by Naz M. April 17, 2010
Get the slurking mug.Fuck Logan it was totally insane don't know what she wanted more - rock or cock! Either way Laura was one nasty Slore bonus had no money for brothel so I gave her a good sloring.
by BachedMan May 4, 2018
Get the Sloring mug.The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.
hot dogs; sporking
by MPDOWD & NKG April 10, 2010
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