Slonk 

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink

Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"

Slonk by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024

Slonk 

To Swallow Greedily

Sure! Here's an example:

"After a long day of hiking, Mike slonked down the entire bottle of water before anyone else could take a sip."

Slonk by Chimsis December 30, 2024

Slonk 

to swallow greedily; devour

I need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style...

Slonk by ExpiredPoison June 3, 2025

Slonk her shit stupid style 

If her vibe is a certain way then you proceed with violence

If her vibes like this slonk her shit stupid style

Slonk her shit stupid style by Gluegun21 May 29, 2022

Butt Slinky

The aftermath of a brutal pounding from behind causing the butthole to prolapse like a slinky

After smashing Courtney I pulled out her butt slinky

Butt Slinky by Ricky booby#1 April 15, 2020

sklonklish 

Crummy, cruddy, crappy, or otherwise not very good.

This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."

The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.

sklonklish by cmadler September 26, 2010

Slankey 

A unique 10% discount word, most commonly used in Liverpool kebab houses.

Do us a slankey will ye kidda. You wot mate? Giz a slankey on that donner kebab lad. Ah right yez mate.

Slankey by Slankey lad October 15, 2016