sloftey

influence or power, especially in politics or business.

My son dreams to be Sloftey in the future

by guccigangsloftey May 27, 2019

Slofie

A slow-motion selfie.

Shut up, I'm taking a slofie.

by splat1234 September 10, 2019

Sloff

Sloff iz the way Sid The SLoff from the movie ice age says "Sloth"

Manny: Wuts ur name
Sid: hi my names sid the sloff

by Sloff April 25, 2009

Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 6, 2011

sloft

Major retard that has some issues with cutting people.

<sloft> pwned
<sloft> i wish i had a penis.... :*(

by anonymous October 22, 2003

Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

by Preston November 17, 2004

slofie

A slow-motion selfie you can take with the new iPhone 11.

Let me take a slofie

by 35volts September 10, 2019