up-skirting

Camera voyeurgasm of sticking one's mob. down-up an unnoticing girl's skirt in subway cars and *click* *click* on the booty!

Up-skirting is the down-up version of down-blousing, where the pix are taken from above tits to capture some breast cleavage or boorak, assnecks, canal zone!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

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I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.

My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

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smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010

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slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.

Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

by kris takahashi May 3, 2010

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