slires

an ailment, main symptom being unwillingness to get up and do something. can be caused by comfort and lazyness.

i was going to go to the store and buy some eggs but i got a mean case of the slires, so i ended up watching 3 and a half hours of happy days instead.

by scp February 22, 2005

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greatest thing since sliced bread

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 13, 2016

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Sliced

The new slang term to describe prety much any good thing. Most often used in place of fresh, as in freshly cut, sliced.

'Yo, d'you see his ride? Shit was sliced."

by DJFlashyFresh December 14, 2010

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1.Ruining a joke by explaining out the punchline of said joke. 2.To needless add captions to pictures that don't require them.

3.To make a webcomic using the most base form of humor that any idiot would understand and then explain why its funny.

"Knock Knock"
"who's there"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"Why are you crying? See what i did there. i got you to make a sound like you were crying so that i could then make fun of you for it"
"Way to Slimred that joke."

by Shavenites December 20, 2009

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sliced cheese

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

by hai guyz November 3, 2005

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