slemmish

The process of defining an idea in professional discourse using multiple disclaimers, justifying clauses, and self-coined words or phrases, all within a single long sentence. Usually used by lawyers, politicans, and academics.

Q: "Did you understand what he was saying?"
A: "No, I didn't. I couldn't make out all the slemmish."

by SK Voth October 16, 2011

slemz

Someone so hot and sexy. He normally is someone who is a 'class clown' he will do any dare and doesn't care what people say about him. But talk about his mama and he will swing

"Isn't that guy so cute and rlly funny he must be a slemz"

by JoeWalker October 27, 2020

Slemen

After a masturbation session, a poor cleansing of the head of the penis will result in the linguring of semen residue on the penis, making an awful fishy stench that emits from the penis. (Worsens as time goes on and often worse cases with uncircumcised men)

Steven cringed when he forgot to clean off his slemen, as it was almsost time for him to take his girlfriend out to dinner. Stank dick Smelly willy Stinky dicky

by ZLemoms February 7, 2015

Slemon09

The person who has a short temper and can be aggressive and horny at the same time.

OMG THATS A SLEMON09!!!!
Slemon09 Who?

by Ayashe May 30, 2022

Slement

Slement: Noun

Pronunciation: Slay - meant

Used to politely refer to the odor that is, or smells similar to that emitted from vomit/throw up/puke/sick.

The air in the sickroom was stuffy, and Slement was prevalent to the senses.

by philosophically phorgetful May 19, 2023

Slemo

A company memo sent only via Slack

Here is a SLEMO regarding an update to our PTO policy

by Cibao June 23, 2023

Trunk Slemmer

A telecom CEO with his head up his butt

This trunk slemmer CEO keeps getting his tie stuck in the elevator door .

by Dr.j May 9, 2006