Slaughterhouse-Five

The most God awful book ever written and reccomend taking acid before reading to understand it.

Tralfamadorian from Slaughterhouse-Five; What the hell even is this?

by tgictf December 15, 2011

Slaughterhouse Swine

This is a female in between a Swamp Donkey and a Battle Pig. These females are disgusting and smell. This is a serious situation, and if you have sex with one, you WILL end up with an STD. You will know when this is happening, but you'll be drunk, and go through with it anyway.

Did you see Kyle go home with that Slaughterhouse swine last night?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

vegan slaughterhouse

A perilous field or room where vegetables go to die. Also known as a farm.

Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:

"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"

by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020

serbian slaughterhouse

is when a male goes to serbia and gets kidnapped by men wearing gimp masks to cover up their identity they then take the male to a slaughterhouse and fists the male with various animals parts e.g. goats leg.

Why are serbian holdiays so cheap? im guessing you have never heard of the serbian slaughterhouse .....

by goatfister56 November 12, 2013

anal slaughterhouse

a slaughterhouse where they cut off buttholes and send them to fast food joints to be cooked and eaten

they just sent jimmy to the anal slaughterhouse, he aint gonna shit right ever again

by green pooper December 2, 2014

Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021

Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse

What you call your asshole after an ill advised night of feasting upon any kind of middle-eastern food.

Johnny: Estick What are you doing in there, we have to go!
Estick: Cool it Johnny I got a mean Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse going on in here, I'll need at least another hour.

by The Ugly Barnacle April 6, 2015