Whack the slack

The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.

Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"

by NathanReed May 15, 2013

slacker

A person who does anything they can to avoid doing work. A person who doesn't do a big project till the last night, and then does it half-assed and turns it in. A person who writes urban dictionary definitions instead of studying for his finals. A person who would rather smoke weed and play video games all day than do anything else.

me,

Imma slacker, never did I have a lot of dough
Imma slacker, smoking pot and watchin' videos
Imma slacker, go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in I'm just letting' ya know
Imma slacker, every time I take a look around
Imma slacker, stuck upon my face is a frown
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Ya'll can go to hell, how does that sound
from Slacker by Tech n9ne

by ass32 July 15, 2007

slackadaisical

One step beyond lackadaisical - To completely evade vitality and purpose.

I am not going to do a damn thing today. I am feeling totally slackadaisical!

by gurlsparrow December 9, 2008

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

by Little BB November 23, 2013

slackass

A lazy person who expects things to be done for them; a hybrid of a slacker and a jackass.

Do it yourself, slackass.

by innocentsinner March 10, 2005

Slack

This is a nickname that uses reverse psychology on the classic word "Slacker" -as in to be lazy.
"Slack" is the most AWESOME word you can use to describe a person and has been developed to change expectation by subterfuge.

Dude! You are soooo Slack!!!!!!!!

by James Russell November 23, 2004

slack

In the theology of the Church of the SubGenius, a mystical substance or quality that is the prerequisite of all human happiness.

I read the Book of the Subgenius to find true slack in life.

"Give me liberty, or give me slack"

The CON took away all my slack.

That makes me unhappy, that's not slackfull.

Slack is the perfect hamburger...

Slack is feeling damn good, and everything goes your way.

"Slack" is a way of life.

by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004