Skip to main content

Slap Dick

A insult simmilar to go fuck yourself originating in Copiague New York
“Yo bro slap dick pussy” “Go slap dick
by Jurguyz October 15, 2021
mugGet the Slap Dick mug.

Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
by iHateTheUmbrellas June 22, 2011
mugGet the Windmill Dick Slap mug.

slap some dick on it

To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.
The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".
by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009
mugGet the slap some dick on it mug.

Dick Slap City

To hit a dick slap (Homerun) in the sport of baseball. A variation of a dinger, long ball, or a crush ball. Dropping dick on a ball. At least a 500 ft. shot.
Announcer: Jackson is up, with 2 on in the bottom of the 9th. He appears to have the bunt sign, but he is waving it off. The pitch... and you can KISS IT GOODBYE!!! That ball went a cool 500ft. !!

Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!

Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
by MikeJ#GTHC October 22, 2013
mugGet the Dick Slap City mug.

Dirty dick slap

When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.
Josie said to me “Daniel dirty dick slapped me last night
by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016
mugGet the Dirty dick slap mug.

tony danza dick slap

where you slap a bitch in the face with your dick while saying " whose the boss bitch"
I gave her a tonyu danza dick slap
by drewski October 4, 2004
mugGet the tony danza dick slap mug.

National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.
by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018
mugGet the National Dick slap day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email