by Jurguyz October 15, 2021
Get the Slap Dick mug.When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
by iHateTheUmbrellas June 22, 2011
Get the Windmill Dick Slap mug.by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009
Get the slap some dick on it mug.To hit a dick slap (Homerun) in the sport of baseball. A variation of a dinger, long ball, or a crush ball. Dropping dick on a ball. At least a 500 ft. shot.
Announcer: Jackson is up, with 2 on in the bottom of the 9th. He appears to have the bunt sign, but he is waving it off. The pitch... and you can KISS IT GOODBYE!!! That ball went a cool 500ft. !!
Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!
Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!
Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
by MikeJ#GTHC October 22, 2013
Get the Dick Slap City mug.When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.
by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016
Get the Dirty dick slap mug.by drewski October 4, 2004
Get the tony danza dick slap mug.On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018
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