FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).
Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.
Jeff-Oh Karioka!
Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?
Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
Jeff-Oh Karioka!
Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?
Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
by oldchub April 9, 2011
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John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
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Get the cock slap mug.The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
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Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
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to shout it at someone before hitting them in the face with something
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to shout it at someone before hitting them in the face with something
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