slantern

an alternative way to say "whore," "slut," or "ho" in public

Those slanterns work on 14th street.

by triste June 22, 2007

Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014

Slathers

Exactly 10 bakers doezens of people. Like if you put butter on bread but the butter was people.

There were slathers of people at the school. That’s not a lot, but it kinda is.

by Autti May 24, 2018

Smanther

The most beautiful girl in existence; one who is most beautiful both inside and out.

"Was that Smanther? No couldn't be, not perfect enough. Damn."

by from darling May 12, 2009

slathering

A collection or gathering of prototypical thirsty sluts, hoes, whores, thots, and sausage hungry wenches.

By the old gods and the new, there is a dangerous slathering coalescing inside this club.

by hjking July 12, 2014

Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him

by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007