slanted

To be ripped off by an Asian.

Nip Su Ping slanted me on that key of coke!

Those fucks at magic wok slanted me on my chow mein.

by Zapp brannigan January 25, 2013

Slantendicular

When something is out of kilter or not quite straight ... ...

Threy fixed my door frame, but it's a bit 'slantendicular!

by Mouseloader May 13, 2016

slanted taco

When a woman is questioning her sexuality, and is in an in between sexual state between straight and another sexual preference. Hence a "slanted" "taco" as opposed to a "straight" "taco"

Are those girls lesbians ? I know one girl is but I think the other is straight, or maybe she's going slanted taco right now.

by Hands Across America March 16, 2017

slanted-clam

Love clam

Hey would you like to come to my local slanted-clam and eat clam chowder.

by flowersinwinter14 May 24, 2018

slanted office

The effect of a good rough banging. Can't walk straight and lean to one side because the man is left or right handed.

After Johnny Big Dick spent the night I was really living in a slanted office for 3 weeks.

by BigAl77 May 28, 2018

Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

by tree meister March 28, 2011

slantish guy

very good looking, does extremely well with ladies.

That guy at the bar must be a slantish guy, because the girls are all over him.

by steve rogers January 26, 2015