Lies and Slander

1.) A phrase used to signify that whatever has just been said is untrue and/or an insult to someone/something.

2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.

1.) So (insert politician's name) promises to lower our taxes, improve healthcare, and protect our Constitutional rights? Lies and slander!

2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"

by Comrade Sami March 28, 2009

slanderbeaking

intentionally mispronouncing a word or name for purposes of mockery

Urine dictionary is totally the balls!

Hey, I don't really appreciate you slanderbeaking this veritable fountain of knowledge.

by thatwhoregirl March 26, 2011

shanter

Shit + Banter = Shanter

Georgia Chandler is full of shanter, come back when you have something good to say!

by HEEBRUmonkey June 10, 2012

scante

tweek speed chrystal meth shit d dope crank

kick back fool, no lets go to a kick back dawg, fuck it lets smoke some scante fool...

by rawkie October 31, 2007

Sláinte

Gaelic for "to your health" or "cheers."

Sláinte! (Everybody toasting with Beamish)

by Tim March 17, 2004

Shantell

The best kind of person. The girl you'll never forget, even if you try. Her kiss will knock you off your feet and her glance will make your heart stop. She's one of a kind and everyone knows it when they meet her. She's talented at many things.... many many things!!! Trust that she will blow your mind. You will never meet someone as chill, loving, understanding, talented, really just amazing! She will be your glue and hold you together. She doesn't stand for bullshit or drama... gossip is beneath her. Don't fuck with her!! She's strong headed and willed!!!! She will brake you!!!! But really if you ever find her.... never let her go!!! You will never find anyone better or even close to her!! I promise you this!!

That girl is a Shantell for sure!!! Everyone wants her and no one can have her.

by younameissomuchmorethanyouknow April 21, 2010

duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018