Slanty eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eye an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eye an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty eye an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eye too."
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eye too."
by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012
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Chard: What do you look for in a guy?
Salim: Nice, Slavey, Funny
Chard: What was that?
Salim: What?
Chard: You said something. In between, Nice and Funny.
Salim: You know... "Slavey" where a guy is at your beck and call.
Chard: So you basically want a slave
Salim: No, no... just a slavey guy
Salim: Nice, Slavey, Funny
Chard: What was that?
Salim: What?
Chard: You said something. In between, Nice and Funny.
Salim: You know... "Slavey" where a guy is at your beck and call.
Chard: So you basically want a slave
Salim: No, no... just a slavey guy
by chuckishere November 22, 2010
Get the slavey mug.On the rapper Eminem's concert in Slane Castle, 2013, photos were leaked of a young girl giving a blowjob to a random dude, as well as some fingering-through-panties-action while kissing. The photos were shared on social networks such as Facebook and Twitter. Nobody knows why exactly these pictures are the first to recieve such tremendous digital popularity. One should think modern society doesn't know what happens on most concerts...
Female 1: Did you see the slane girl case?
Female 2: Yes. Poor girl, something like this should never happen to a person!
Male: ... You know this happens almost every day, right..?
Female 2: Yes. Poor girl, something like this should never happen to a person!
Male: ... You know this happens almost every day, right..?
by MrCr August 25, 2013
Get the Slane Girl mug.A Sloaney SLOW KNEE is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloaney is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloaneys tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.
* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine.
Where to find them
During the school holidays, look out for them primarily in the vicinity of King's Road ("the KR") in Chelsea, London. However, they also spend time in their estates in the Berkshire and Buckinghamshire countryside partaking in rituals known as "polo" and "tennis parties". Rock, in Cornwall, and its surrounding area is a popular destination for Sloaneys with an art for keeping their blood alcohol level above the 50% level.
Telltale signs
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Designer clothes (non-skater, that is. Don't want to look like we've been slumming it in the skate park, do we darls?)
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Voice sounds as if plum is shoved down throat
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Use of Sloanglish
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Group of 3 or more girls saying "Oh my gawd" and generally trying to make the rest of the world believe that their life is actually exciting
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Group of 3 or more guys laughing like Tim Nice-but-Dim
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Head glued to mobile phone in attempt to appear popular (it's probably Mummy seeing if they're alright)
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Hyphenated surname
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Referring to each other as "darling", and abbreviating each other's names to end with an S (eg. Laura - Lors, Lucy - Luce/Loos, Henry - Hens, William - Wills, etc.)
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Pseudo-sophistication. Watch out for kissing once on each cheek as a greeting, like the French.
Sloaney schools
Ampleforth, Bradfield, Bryanston, Canford, Charterhouse, Eton, Harrow, Marlborough, Oundle, Radley, Rugby, Stowe, Tonbridge, Winchester, Abingdon, Benenden, Cheltenham Ladies', Downe House, Headington, Heathfield, King's Canterbury, St. Edward's Oxford ("Teddies" haha), St. Mary's Wantage, St. Mary's Carne, St. Mary's Ascot, St. George's Ascot, Uppingham, The Oratory School, Wellington, Woldingham, Wycombe Abbey ("Scabby Abbey")
and many more...
Sloaney names
Sometimes, these creatures give themselves away with their ridiculous names. Ones we found on an investigative (honest!) trip to Cornwall included Gala, Aurea, Crystal, Tory and Poppy. In most countries, giving children names like that is considered a severe breach of human rights.
c www.sloaneys.co.uk for more info
* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine.
Where to find them
During the school holidays, look out for them primarily in the vicinity of King's Road ("the KR") in Chelsea, London. However, they also spend time in their estates in the Berkshire and Buckinghamshire countryside partaking in rituals known as "polo" and "tennis parties". Rock, in Cornwall, and its surrounding area is a popular destination for Sloaneys with an art for keeping their blood alcohol level above the 50% level.
Telltale signs
•
Designer clothes (non-skater, that is. Don't want to look like we've been slumming it in the skate park, do we darls?)
•
Voice sounds as if plum is shoved down throat
•
Use of Sloanglish
•
Group of 3 or more girls saying "Oh my gawd" and generally trying to make the rest of the world believe that their life is actually exciting
•
Group of 3 or more guys laughing like Tim Nice-but-Dim
•
Head glued to mobile phone in attempt to appear popular (it's probably Mummy seeing if they're alright)
•
Hyphenated surname
•
Referring to each other as "darling", and abbreviating each other's names to end with an S (eg. Laura - Lors, Lucy - Luce/Loos, Henry - Hens, William - Wills, etc.)
•
Pseudo-sophistication. Watch out for kissing once on each cheek as a greeting, like the French.
Sloaney schools
Ampleforth, Bradfield, Bryanston, Canford, Charterhouse, Eton, Harrow, Marlborough, Oundle, Radley, Rugby, Stowe, Tonbridge, Winchester, Abingdon, Benenden, Cheltenham Ladies', Downe House, Headington, Heathfield, King's Canterbury, St. Edward's Oxford ("Teddies" haha), St. Mary's Wantage, St. Mary's Carne, St. Mary's Ascot, St. George's Ascot, Uppingham, The Oratory School, Wellington, Woldingham, Wycombe Abbey ("Scabby Abbey")
and many more...
Sloaney names
Sometimes, these creatures give themselves away with their ridiculous names. Ones we found on an investigative (honest!) trip to Cornwall included Gala, Aurea, Crystal, Tory and Poppy. In most countries, giving children names like that is considered a severe breach of human rights.
c www.sloaneys.co.uk for more info
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by chung takie tsang February 22, 2005
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Not to be confused with the Grande Slanté, which is when you perform the same act in a ballet class.
Not to be confused with the Grande Slanté, which is when you perform the same act in a ballet class.
by Agnesagnesagnes March 16, 2013
Get the Sending a Slanty mug.Swaney Boys: sexy, tough, rugged. nobody touches a swaney
Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to
Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to
by swaneylover September 16, 2013
Get the swaney mug.A teenager who goes to a particularly posh private school like Stowe, Francis Holland, Westminster etc. Have a very defined style - girls usually wear dark skinny jeans, with jumpers, chunky jewellery and belts and boys wear jeans with polo shirts or layered Ts. All designer-made, of course. Hang around the King's Road, or sometimes, High St Ken/Notting Hill. Very overprotected and blue their parents' (usually Daddy's) money. Often appear in Tatler (magazine)in the party scene section.
2 (normal) people walking down the Kings Road see a sloaney on their mobile, who then sees their other sloaney friend, rushes up to them and pecks them on the cheeks french-style.
by kat1 April 30, 2006
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