Monkey Sandbagger

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.

Anand, you're a monkey sandbagger.

by highfiveBK January 29, 2009

Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Dig a hole in the sand

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.

Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

slandkeater

a "noun-verb" meaning "PLANE LEAVES". It's the epitome of a text messaging faux-pas where you're not looking at the keys when you're sending a message and the word or message you write is completely unrelated to what you want to say.

I am still on the train and my slandkeater (plane leaves) in forty-five minutes!

What time does your slandkeater on Friday?

by Travis the Emu October 9, 2007

sand bagging

To deliberately perform at a lower level than you are capable of

He was sandbagging at practice, but kicked ass at the track meets.

by Rob D. October 18, 2003

Sandalgate

The biggest political scandal since Watergate, hence the name.

Said scandal occurred when Dubya paid an unannounced farewell visit to Baghdad. During a press conference an Iraqi journalist stood up and threw a pair of shoes at our President, one at a time. Using carefully honed Texan lightning reflexes, Dubya dodged the "shoe bombs" with a huge grin on his face. Hilarity ensued.

Sandalgate is also called "Shoe-icide attack" or "Bush's Boot Camp"

by Reached December 20, 2008

sand muncher

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.

Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!

by Fishbait June 18, 2020