skyrim shuffle

The national dance of Skyrim

Learning the Skyrim shuffle:
1. Take a step back
2. Now to the right
3. To the right
4. And to the left

5. To the left
6. Now twirl honey
7. Twirl

8. Twirl honey
9. Twirl

by bob todd October 20, 2015

skyrim pants

pants worn while playing The Elder Scrolls V : skyrim for an excessive amount of time. usually are stained by Doritos and have not been washed in weeks

Gabe always wears his skyrim pants when he plays skyrim.

by Dohvakin 2 February 13, 2012

Skyrim Standard Time (SST)

The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.

Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."

John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."

by The Blackguard November 27, 2011

Skyrim

A highly effective form of birth control made public on Nov. 11, 2011. Despite its recent release, it is believed to be incredibly effective for periods lasting a week to 2 months once administered. Pharmaceutical company Bethesda is currently working on supplements to accompany this drug but no release dates have been set yet.

As it is still a new product its long-term effects have yet to be determined, though it is believed to not be as potent as WoW or other substances within the MMO class of drugs.

The FDA warns that this is a Schedule II drug, indicating a very high chance of addiction if not carefully monitored and regulated. Symptoms of overdose and addiction include loss of appetite, insomnia, sudden weight gain or loss, dimensia, a constant desire for more dragon souls, and the singing of Harry Partridge's associated songs.

Billy and Cathy haven't had sex since Skyrim came out because one of them is playing it at any given moment.

by Matt..... November 16, 2011

Skyrim Smitten

The feeling you get from the RPG Skyrim. A lot like when you first start dating someone. You think about it all the time, wanna be with it non-stop, wanna play it, wanna accomplish things in it, tell it how beautiful it is.

"I can't believe he left me for that whore, Skyrim..."
"Can you blame him? I mean, damn, look at it..Everyones Skyrim Smitten these days."

by bc93 November 29, 2011

Skyrim Effect

When a sequel gets so much hype and publicity the majority of newcomers to the series are casual fans who know nothing of the past games/movies in the series.

So when is Skyrim 2 coming out?

Skyrim is actually part five in the series excluding the additional games. Take it you never heard of Oblivion either. Classic example of the Skyrim Effect.

by MurderMitten June 20, 2016

Skyrim syndrome

When a video game (typically open world RPG, though there are exceptions) you feel an intense need to do as much as you possibly can. Named after the first game in which this phenomenon was observed, "the elder scrolls V: skyrim"

I started playing horizon zero dawn yesterday and I'm getting a severe case of skyrim syndrome from it

by lolwaffles March 22, 2017