Skrumptious

adj. A word describing a girl (or guy) who has a tendency to Arc-Skrump.

1: I got the 4 lokos, you Skerpin' tonight?
2: No, I was fittin' to, but Michelle is hella Skrumptious tonight.
1: So you Skrumpin' then?
2: Yee, the final frontier.
1: Alright good luck with that.

by Juan Maloviche Cartolo November 19, 2010

Skompton

A word used to glamorize Skokie, Il and make it sound ghetto.

This is S-K-O-K-I-E not "skompton". Shut up wanksta, you sound queer.

by 57748896254 November 24, 2006

stumptown

The historical name for Portland, Oregon, a city currently manufacturing a giant laser aimed at Seattle, Washington. Stumptown refers to the many people of Portland who have lost limbs while working on the laser.

Whenever I'm in Stumptown I get laid; whenever I'm in Seattle I get lice.

by Chazschwab September 6, 2004

Skumpkin

A ugly, obese female. She is incredibly arrogant, and unintelligent.

Oh no, the skumpkin is gonna get me!

by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018

skumping

The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.

"That dude's skumping uphill!"

"We just finished a 10 mile skump session!"

by James Peters January 21, 2006

Skompton

The equivalent of Compton California in Skokie Illinois. All the true gangstas come from the hood of Skompton.

Man nigga you crazy, where you from? Shit nigga I'm straight out of Skompton

by O.G. straight out of Skompton May 18, 2005

jeremy sumpter

Jeremy Sumpter is turning 16 on the 5th of febuary. he is hot, sexxi, and EVERY THING about him makes me melt! i adore him and i got peter pan for x-mas!

Jeremy Sumpter is my boooooooooo!!! <3

by sarah January 7, 2005