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Fucked the Stripper

1. Any act that would cause a woman to call off her pending nuptials.
2. Any huge, egregious, mistake a person makes.
3. May also be used to define a general condition of a situation and seen as the acronym, "FTS".
1. Ryan really Fucked the Stripper when he went to Vegas before his wedding and hooked up with a stripper named Hammbone.
2. "Dude, you really Fucked the Stripper on that one."
3. "Man, this whole situation is FTS"
by TimN December 6, 2006
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Stripper Logic

refers to the thought process of the stripper that allows him/her to regard the audience as the actual losers for having to resort to watch him/her strip
1) Stripper Logic: coined in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2015) directed by Robert Rodriguez. Jessica Alba plays the stripper: "I know exactly where I am, I know exactly what I am. I don't use the stripper logic anymore that they are the losers and I am not."
by Taka Roger September 6, 2015
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whipping skippy

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.
by Jonathan April 9, 2004
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skipper flipper

When a woman is bathing or swimming naked and her labia ebbs and flows with the current of the water. Usually occurs in a woman with an above average size labia.
Beth and Tommy decided to go skinny dipping at the lake. They stripped down and entered the cool morning water, wading out until it was up to their waists. From nearby, they heard an old man laughing. They turned and looked real quick and noticed a man on the shore fishing. He said to them, "Holy shit girl, you have some mighty long vagina lips. You got a skipper flipper going on there." Beth screamed, Tommy laughed with man.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 16, 2017
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Stripper Salt

Slang term for Cocaine originating from the fondness many exotic dancers have for its use.
John got busted with a shitload of stripper salt last night.
by DoubleDutchCuss January 11, 2017
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stripper ticket

A term for an American dollar bill as they are typically used to tip strippers at adult establishments.
I need five stripper tickets from you each for beer tonight.
by thelance June 24, 2010
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Dr. skipper

kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?
by skin May 18, 2005
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