skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

mama skank

When a girl fucks around with a married man and becomes pregnant on purpose just to hang on to the guy.

Chad was so ashamed when he had to tell his wife that Keirsten was his mama skank!

by SlopNChop May 12, 2016

Skank-a-saurus

someone who uses her own friends to gain popularity for herself by putting them down constantly, and whose ego is so large she hardly has room for the fish smell that dissipates from beneath her skirt.

That girl over there is known as a "Skank-a-saurus"

by Mc Lover Muffin August 25, 2007

Sceptic skank

A skank who is beginning to wonder if men are just using her for sex.

Sceptic skank's thought bubble:
'I don't think Brad takes me seriously. He invited me to the ice hockey team party, but when I got on my back and let the all the guys bang my bitchmeat he just laughed!'

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

Septic skank

A skank with the pox or other sexually transmitted diseases.

That poxy-cunted septic skank gave me (and rest of the football team) the clap!

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

Skankasaurus rex

A nickname for the biggest whore one knows. Just like Tyrannosaurus rex means "King of the terrible lizards", Skankasaurus rex means "Queen of the skanky-ass sluts".

Guy 1: Dude, I think I can get an easy fuck from Tanya at the party...
Guy 2: Man, for your own good, stay away from her infested ass! She's such a Skankasaurus rex!

by Uberfart January 26, 2007

job-skank

A person who is involved in job-skanking. This involves working in a series of different jobs, one after another, in a short space of time, or pursuing multiple job offers, again, usually all at the same time. This is usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of Mcjobs. Common among those desperately seeking enough cash to eat until the Blessed Day of finding Job Nirvana- a real job that pays enough to live off and that doesn't induce homicidal tendencies- is finally arrived at.

Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job-skank. Please Job God, bring me to Job Nirvana!

by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010