skeeted on a baby's head

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch

Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

by SkeeterMan November 7, 2006

Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".

1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.

by Biomechanical December 2, 2005

skeeted

having hot sex while ur high, drunk, or both

"dude what did you do last night?"
"i went to the club and met this chick. I took her back to my room and we got skeeted"

by xstrwbrycrmx May 1, 2009

spleeted

when you get hit so hard you split in half (or feel like it)

Person 1: *Punches Person 2*
Person 2: "Ow, that hurt so bad, I feel like I almost spleeted

by Crack_Johnson November 5, 2020

skeeted

Skeeted in past tense form like this means to steal something or take off

Joseph and Rachel skeeted geometry class to go to the lake.

I totally skeeted the homework assignment from Aaron.

by lil_coleman September 30, 2005

skeeted up like a mother fucker.

In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.

according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.

by Marina June 24, 2004

get skeeted on

when you shit on ot/fatality users usin skeet

yall ot users get skeeted on

by ichhabedeinemuttergefickt October 11, 2019