Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."
Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."
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Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."
Living examples: Bodybuilders
Models
Shaquille O'Neal
Politicians
by Teller of how it's is April 22, 2011
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My salary is laughable.
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A little asshole who thinks hes cool and funny and that he has friends but in reality hes a fuckin dork and a mother fucker.
by your mother fuckin mother February 19, 2009
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Dan was a great employee until he caught Salary Syndrome, I watched him click a pen for 90 minutes yesterday before leaving a half hour early.
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We're taking over the Skaarj mothership!
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This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
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