Skeletonist

Skeletonist. Racist for Skeletons.

Person 1: Oh! I'm being Skeletonist! Is that the word? Oh dear lord..
Person 2: Chill! I don't think that's even a word!

by Cause I want to- June 15, 2017

Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis

Female skeletons are a microvirgin

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

skeletons

a stack of bones with the people scraped off.

The skeletons looks like your mom.

by Jill and Sarah February 15, 2007

Skeetastic

when something pleases you so much that you feel like you want to skeet

Damn dude, that bitch's tits were fucking skeetastic!

by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should

'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious

Spooky, scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Spooky scary skeletons

by AAAUAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH April 24, 2019

Skeetastic

A women so fine you would skeet all over her until the cows come home.

"Damn, that bitch is skeetastic. I would let her play around with my nalcock."

by CJT69 July 11, 2006

Skelebastard

A skinny person. From the South Park episiode where Terrence calls Scott a "Smelleeeh-baarstard" - simply modified to be Skelebastard.

"See that crack-head on the streets last nite? He's a total skelebastard!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005