Thigh-Sheeting

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

by Gus123 August 5, 2015

skeezing

doing the nasty

"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)

by lucky January 22, 2004

sweeting like a bag of chips

Really hot, feeling clammy and sticky.

Sue turn the heating down, I am sweeting like a bag of chips.

by Mr Bute October 23, 2018

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020

Skeeming

Making plans with devious intentions

Me: Lizzy what are you doing
Lizzy: I'm Skeeming for super sunday....

by sk33alemers July 29, 2010

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

Sleeting

The art of falling asleep with half-eaten food in one's mouth. This typically occurs on one's couch with or without a clicker in hand. The likely morsel found in one's mouth is chips or crackers.

"I woke up with food in my mouth again. I have been sleeting with abnormal frequency this week. It must have been that long bike ride that did me in today."

by SupaNative July 7, 2009