by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003
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"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"
by Wigzrow July 25, 2007
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1.When you're having some great sex then you nut in under 5 min.
2.When you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe's pussy.
3.When masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair
2.When you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe's pussy.
3.When masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair
1.Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
2:Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
3:Ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) Oh shit my eyes it burns why me lord i'm always suffering in these skeettastrophys.
2:Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
3:Ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) Oh shit my eyes it burns why me lord i'm always suffering in these skeettastrophys.
by 1hitwonder January 9, 2008
Get the skeettastrophy mug.1) a very unkown fatality in the original Mortal Kombat, where the legendary Liu Kang finishes off an enemy by skeeting all over his opponent, suffocating them his massive fountain of jizz.
2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.
2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.
1) Gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OMFG Dude what the hell, I've only seen a skeetality irl!!
2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.
2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.
by skeetality May 30, 2009
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2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities
2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities
1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.
2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.
2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.
by Randy December 6, 2004
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A Fictional character with a Blonde Dumbe Looking Mullet style hair-do.
A persons who's funny looking mullet is longer than there shoulders....very strange.
A Fictional character with a Blonde Dumbe Looking Mullet style hair-do.
A persons who's funny looking mullet is longer than there shoulders....very strange.
Guy 1: Yo G check that guy out over there?....You see him breddah?
Guy 2: Damn son whats up with his hair thats crazy nasty.
Guy 3: Haha that guys a skeltase!
Guy 2: True true...
Guy 2: Damn son whats up with his hair thats crazy nasty.
Guy 3: Haha that guys a skeltase!
Guy 2: True true...
by Groginathan October 29, 2007
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by a p January 12, 2008
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