skanktimonious

Adjective to describe a judgmental woman who presents herself as an upstanding religious person, and talks a lot about "family values," but who has a double life that includes many violations of the principles she purports to uphold, including, but not limited to, sexual transgressions.

"Did you hear that Maisy cheated on her husband after the Christian Fellowship meeting last week?"

"That can't be possible. She is always saying people who go outside of marriage are condemned to life in hell."

"It is true. But ever since she got the implants, she has been a skanktimonious bitch."

by Gwen Harleth January 23, 2011

Skanking

The bizarre, wild dance done to the music known as Ska. Not to be confused with a, "skank" skanking resembles running in place while flailing your arms. While popular at Ska shows, it is more acceptable at other mixed venues to simply join the mosh. Unskilled skankers are sometimes mistaken for seizure victims.

Ex: Good Skanker: Most Reel Big Fish fans. Identifiable by their large sunflower sunglasses and festive attire.
Bad Skanker: "That Guy." The one at every show that looks like he has a bad itch.

by Macadaciouse Millan April 17, 2004

skankitis

1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.

Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"

by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009

skankin

(Skank-In)- A form of Dancing applied to ska music. Dance meant not for pain but for dancing.

"Skankin's meant for fun, not for getting hurt" -Mustard Plug

EX: Skank to that 2-toen beat!

by dwalkinafrica March 14, 2004

skankin sweet

Term used to emphasize how cool something is.

Did you see James's new car? That thing is skankin sweet.

by JermieLang May 30, 2018

skankin

An awesome form of dance. Done to Ska music. While other types of dances have restrictions, Skankin is just going crazy, throwing your legs and arms in the air, and having fun. A form of non-violent moshing.

-I would recommend the Toasters for skankin.

-Yes, especially live.

by The Quaking asps December 28, 2005

skankbitch

combining the best of both worlds of a skank and a bitch. in other words, a slutty girl.

Skankbitch: "Ohemefgeez. I slept with five hawtties at the party last night. I'm soooo popular."

Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"

by genuine.unprepared March 17, 2007