Joe Sixpack

An outdated representation of the average American male. In the 21st century, the average American man is more likely to drink lattes, play a musical instrument, and listen to indie rock than slobber around with a beer belly. However, people keep using the term since they want to feel above average and so use a below average example to represent what's average.

Hey, let's hang at Starbucks and listen to Green Day while laughing at Joe Sixpack who walks around with a beer belly, drinking Miller Genuine Draft and listening to Guns N Roses.
(The irony being that Green Day and Starbucks are far more popular and mainstream in the 21st century than Guns N Roses and Miller beer).

by Always Madness December 1, 2010

Sixpack Homo

Usually a college boy who only needs a sixpack of beer to get him comfortable with the idea of blowing or banging a dude.

Gay Guy -"I wanna bang that dude"
Friend- "He looks like a sixpack homo"
Gay Guy -"I know, cheap date"

by Rubymmmmgood March 4, 2009

joe sixpack

the dumb, alcoholic,and undecuated majority of people that live in alaska along with the methheads and polarbears.
some urban legends say that they live far past alaska and a far as maine. sarah palin is a jill sixpack and a maverick.

sarah palin- im standing for all the joe sixpacks and hockey moms (lie)

joe biden- wow you really are as dumb as they say.

by DaNiMaL!!! January 17, 2009

polish sixpack

whilest fingering a girl, take your middle finger and stick it in her ass. Now, squeeze your pointer and middle fingers together and then pull. (similar to the motion of picking up a sixpack of beer.

while i was finger-blasting Mary i got a finger in her ass and gave her a polish sixpack

by LiCiOuS March 10, 2003

sixpack fag

A self proclaimed heterosexual. young male, usually in his freshman college year, with the reputation of quickly becoming intoxicated at a college frat party from sharing a single sixpack and confesses his bi curiousness or secret yearning to make out with one or more frat members. If dared out of drunken shenanigans, the sixpack fag will happily and with pride stick objects inside his anus.

Sixpack fag; Straight, but gay when drunk.

by SijeSiro June 2, 2014

Joel Sixpack

Unlike Joe Sixpack- "Average American moron... drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN...". Joel Sixpack is a hardworking, active, ladies man.

T: I wish I had abbs of steal like that Joel Sixpack.
E: Well if you actually worked for it, maybe you would stand a chance. But thats unlikely...

by its me e April 27, 2009

Mr. Sixpack

a male with a sixpack and refers to himself as "Mr. Sixpack"

Bassam: wow my sixpack is amazing...
Dana: oh yeah they are, Mr. Sixpack
Bassam: How did you know I call myself Mr. Sixpack?
Dana: oh, I didn't know...

by dandan87 November 28, 2011