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poor staff work

A catch all excuse for plagerism by public figures, politicians and occasionally ,students.
1. Governor Palin's office explains the use of unattributed material from a four year old Newt Gingrich article that she used in a recent speech as "poor staff work".

2. Professor Smith: Mr Jones, I have read your speech that you "wrote" for your semester project . I must say , it bears an uncanny resemblance to the Gettysburg Address, the reference to "your friend Abe" not withstanding. Your explanation?

Mr . Jones: Oh...sorry dude , poor staff work.
by gfeet June 8, 2009
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Wizard Staff

Wizard Staff is a drinking game in which participants consume 12 oz. cans of beer. One begins the game by simply consuming a 12 oz. can of beer. Upon consumption, the bottom of a second 12 oz. can of beer is duct-taped to the top of the consumed 12 oz. can of beer. This process continues until one has what appears to be a Wizard's Staff.

By the end of the evening, participants will be able to perform magic.
Dude: Brah, that was a crazy game of Wizard Staff last night.

Brah: Word, dude. At least there wasn't anything to clean up.
by WizardStaff May 17, 2006
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Autism/Aspergers Support Staff

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010
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bow staff

another term for a lacrosse stick, only used be legit laxers.
Look at him cradle with his bow staff. Shits legit.
by laxxxxxxxxxxx February 16, 2009
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stafe

A stafe is a penis that is curly
Girl: take down your pants
Guy: but i have a stafe
Girl: ok I will just spin when i ride it
by Anooka stafes September 3, 2017
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Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.
Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.
by Napoledan February 5, 2019
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Twitch Staff

A term usually used to describe a Simp or Incel because those words are now banned on twitch.
bruh u got all of these guys being twitch staff for u
by Billy Bob' December 20, 2020
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