Simultasking

If an electronic device has more than one screen and multitasks on both of them, it is Simultasking.

The soon to be released Kyocera Echo from Sprint has the Simultasking capability.

by AndroidGirl March 7, 2011

simulbate

(v.) to simulbate, simulbated, simulbating
The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.

- but come on, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0?
- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.
- They don't talk in the sims2?
- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating

by soul8o8 October 22, 2004

simultype

when something going on live is simultaneously put on the internet through a site like twitter, facebook, or some other kind of blog; a simulcast online, using a close captioning without the video. typing news via text as a true "eyewitness news person".

I missed that part of the press conference because I was too busy simultyping on my blackberry. (or) I don't like when people simultype concerts on Twitter, and later on upload shitty quality videos on youtube of the concert. (or) Did he really just simultype that President Obama farted at the All Star Game?

by MillsFokk August 5, 2009

Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*

An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.

Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"

by lokloka December 15, 2018

circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

by madface7 April 24, 2021

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature

In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

by CompChem311 April 25, 2010

Simultoke

Simultoke, two or more people smoking a toke at the same time. This can be done using 2 or more bongs, pipes, buckets, parachutes, ect... but is only a sumultoke if both tokes are lit at the same time.

Go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVZYmbJt7Ho and watch the video. When the music pauses, the three people are smoking a simultoke.

by Talent.Redefined July 19, 2010