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Simultoke 

Simultoke, two or more people smoking a toke at the same time. This can be done using 2 or more bongs, pipes, buckets, parachutes, ect... but is only a sumultoke if both tokes are lit at the same time.
Go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVZYmbJt7Ho and watch the video. When the music pauses, the three people are smoking a simultoke.
Simultoke by Talent.Redefined July 19, 2010
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simultaneous trumpfinger 

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.
Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.

simultaneous equation 

equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.
If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'
simultaneous equation by rieazen September 9, 2014

simultaneous snoregasm 

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.
Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

simultaneously 

adv. - to do at the same time.
I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously.
simultaneously by Masterion August 2, 2011
Any Simon that smokes copious amounts of weed.
Simtoke hit the bong, then pass it over here.
simtoke by Chris Seres May 30, 2006

Simultaneous release 

when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"
I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release.