When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.
When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.
by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017
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When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.
1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---
2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?
1: Yes, yes I am.
2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?
1: Yes, yes I am.
by Dr McG December 18, 2022
Get the sandwich-splaining mug.Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining
by HappyMicrowave.exe March 21, 2023
Get the AI-splaining mug.Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.
For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
by Local barista August 8, 2023
Get the Customer Splaining mug.The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.
After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...
Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!
Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!
Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!
Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!
by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008
Get the 'Splaining mug.2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.
3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"
Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"
Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:
Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."
Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.
Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."
Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.
Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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