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Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.
Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018
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silvertongue

Someone who is so witty and clever, that he/she does not realize how witty and clever he/she is. Everything that comes out of this person's mouth is gold, hence the silver in the name, which derives from quicksilver.
Damn! He is witty and sneaky! We shall call him silvertongue.
by 4th Best Master Debater December 5, 2010
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Simpleton in Chief

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
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Simpdrone

(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.

(95% of cases happen in males)
John: Hey man, Jake got diagnosed with Simpdrone.

Mike: yea, that happens. my friend got it too. it seems to spread extremely fast.
by anonymous March 13, 2020
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Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021
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Mr Summerton

Oh you have Mr Summerton he's such a CUNT
by Pissed off bald kid January 24, 2017
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