simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Simper

.loves it from behind but good at using her tough.loves the bbc chanel at 7

damn thats a simper for shaw

by semii September 8, 2020

Comment Simper

A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.

A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper

by Figro May 14, 2023

simperize

The combination of terms Simplify and Rationalize in math.

Okay class, today we will be working on being able to simperize fractions!

by CyanEnderz January 30, 2018

Simper

A man who is a boomer and a simp at the same time

Boom, double roast

"Patrick you're such a simper"

"You're acting like a simper, go back to your boomer girlfriend"

by MillennialPussyBoy3000 August 5, 2020

Simpering

wrelk;l; mny frdiedns bsde ssaying ikm sinmpinh g fcrom buiyiong bdelllle delkphinesd onwy fans but ika ainmt Simpering tfhey be juszt rudee

you are such a Simpering for buying belles only fans

by EpicXxGamezr69420Xx October 2, 2020