Simon

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.
by IceCream Jaykwon September 06, 2008
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simon

a man with a big heart for everyone. he has big feelings and doesnt like to show them much. a true big friendly giant. may be quite silly by getting worked up over nothing
Nicole: Stop being such a Simon :P
by nelsoncub December 26, 2012
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Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic
i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!
by Paul February 08, 2004
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Simon

He is a smart, competitive person who is also kind and is respected.
Simon is the best baller.
by Putbackgod200q1 February 28, 2018
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Simon

A really special soul.
He makes you want to be involved in every part of his life.
He draws you in and makes you never want to leave.
He makes you hope for a day when you can be his.
Simon, i have completely and irrevocably fallen for you.
by WoodChuck89 September 08, 2016
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simon

I love this boy. He is extremely funny and cute. He is one of the most interesting people iv ever met and always looks a million miles away. Constantly thinking of himself as unimportant and not good enough. He attracts people who usually don’t have that much intelligence but he is wicked smart. Even though he is extremely shy he is a quirky little firecracker. Never let him go, he is so special.
Me: Hahaha did you hear simon today, that was hilarious!
Friend: Yeah, hes great!
by Annie4569 December 28, 2012
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Simone

Just a great girl in general. Once you get her don’t lose her.(also a badass)
Did you really beat up Annie (Simone: yep I knew she was Karen’s daughter and she got on pay nerves)
by legendary_princess November 23, 2019
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