bread samich

A bread Samich is a slice of cheap white bread folded in half. This is what you eat if you don't have any thing to place in the sandwich like regular folks with money do.

Hey ma whats for lunch today I's hungry. Well Sonny all we gots fo lunch is bread samich. oh dang!

by Stewart Larkin July 12, 2007

Smiche 🥶🐟

Smiche 🥶🐟 is used for a really cool or atractive person

Damm broo you so Smiche 🥶🐟

by Smiche 🥶🐟 August 31, 2022

Smichuation

1. when an event or situation becomes too out of control, typically caused by a person or persons
2. zoe.

YOU ARE CAUSING WAY TO MANY SMICHUATIONS. you need to calm down.

This is turning into a huge smichuation.

by Mclin December 23, 2008

simchun

Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable sexual attraction to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and homosexual and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with raging hormones wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.

Don't be a simchun and leer at pigs.

by wankingprincess. May 13, 2006

samich

An alternate form of way to say sandwich, also used by gir on the show invader zim

"Hi floor make me a samich!!"

by yaksmanofages September 18, 2007

Simpchronicity

When worldly or life events seem to align with the episode of the Simpsons you're watching.

I was watching a Simpsons re-run last night and Bart wrote 'No one wants to hear about my sciatica' on the chalkboard in the opening. So weird, I was just diagnosed! Such Simpchronicity.

by Goldenrodzen May 11, 2016

Semichrist

A person that is similar to christ.

That guy can walk on water! He's a semichrist

by DiMiTrip June 8, 2016