Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Smeared

In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.

Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011

Smearism

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!

by wpkoski February 4, 2020

Head Smear

People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.

"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"

"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."

*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."

by Effsix April 11, 2010

simar

a beautiful, caring, open, and loving person. you’ll love her! she might be broken on the inside but doesn’t let anyone see. connects with one person and will love then off. super funny and outgoing once u get to REALLY know her.

jake: yo, it must be so great to have a girl like simar in your life
tyson: yea, she’s perfect, i’m so greatful

by yaboihhhhh October 27, 2019

simaris

A big pushy cephalon that demands you: the hunter, to seek and perform synthesis on specific targets around the solar system to obtain standing in order to purchase specific items. He will also provide you with the option to do something called a sanctuary onslaught which is a series of battles against targets whom have been synthesised done to improve the sanctuary's knowledge on said targets.

simaris wants me to perform synthesis on a corrupted heavy gunner

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009