love, simon

A movie (based off the book “Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda) that revolves around a closest gay kid in his senior year of high school named Simon Spier (played by Nick Robinson). He starts to secretly chat with another closest gay kid in his school through email, they disguise their identities by using nicknames. Simon’s was “Jacques” and the love interests was “Blue”. Another student at the school finds out about Simons secret and blackmails him and forces Simon to set him up with one of his friends. This is one of the first mainstream LGBTQ+ movies released by a major studio like Fox.

Linda: what LGBT movie is there for us to watch?
Tina: how about Love, Simon?

by MallHunter May 21, 2018

Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

Foxx Simon

Used to express general anger, although the word 'Simon' is used to express anger against the Maltese leader of the Nationalist Party, Simon Busuttil. This man is often portrayed as a fucking cunt and a bitch ass motherfucker. 'Foxx is the Maltese equivalent of 'fuck;

However, the term 'Foxx Simon' is generally used to express anger or frustration to everyday situations. Take a look at the examples below.

Ma jridx iqumli zobbi? Foxx Simon! (My dick's gone limp? Fuck Simon!)

Dak il-qahba baghalu ta zobb ta Simon tela fil-gvern? Foxx Simon! (That cunt of a whore of a dick of Simon is now in the Government? Fuck Simon!)

by TheHoboMaster May 19, 2015

simon gallup

Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!

"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"

Funny guy too!:

is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.

what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".

what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.

by curehead January 12, 2006

Simonida

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.

Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!

by ForeverMe December 15, 2013

simon cowell

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021

Simona

The word Simona, is a female name. Commonly used in Greek, Italian or other Mediterranean cultures. It is sometimes used to describe a beautiful female. Common characteristics for a female with the name simona, is down to earth,shy, timid, caring, poised, gracious, reserved nature, organized, intelligent, with strong beliefs and well mannered. A Simona are born with strong maternal instincts, and are known to become good wives.

Girl: I wish i was a simona
Guy: that simona is so hot
Girl: The name simona is such a Mediterranean name

Guy: I would like to marry a Simona

by nameinator October 19, 2011