shmacked

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.

Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.

by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

shmacked

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.

I was so shmacked last night.

by thebx41 September 20, 2012

Spymace

A large, blunt, metallic object, usually used to dispose of Spies.

Not to be confused with Myspace.

Spy: I never really was on your side...

*Thunk*

Person: Thanks, Spymace!

by Zerotrousers December 11, 2009

Directed by M. Night Shymalan

A phrase used to point out a major twist in a film, conversation, or story.

The phrase originates from Shymalan's notorious reliance on twist endings. It usually holds a scornful connotation, due to the lackluster quality of many of Shymalan's recent films.

It is most commonly seen on boards such as Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan.

Person A: "...and then it turned out that he was actually a transsexual midget standing on another midget's shoulders."
Person B: "..."
Person C: "Directed by M. Night Shymalan."

by cheekytriangle July 7, 2011

shmackin

when something is very fun. extremely crackin, hella cool

the function in richmond was SHMACKIN

by ecrizzel April 5, 2009

shmack stick

joint or blunt, looks like a stick, used for shmacking (smoking weed)

blunt, joint, shmack stick, schmack stick,

by eoghan96 July 11, 2011

Shmackular

Meaning terrific or amazing, usually in a sarcastic way

That fella's jawline is totally Shmackular

by niggsPlop! September 7, 2023