shwookie

A hairy African American.

Hey look over there! I think I see a monkey. Oh, nevermind its just a shwookie.

Why are shwookies always hanging from trees?

Man that shwookie sure stinks.

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes May 17, 2010

shoonk

(verb, transitive) -- To put salt on something. Can be used for any method (shaker, paper packet, twisting a sea-salt dispenser, etc.), but the word comes from the sound of using a salt shaker (shoonk, shoonk, shoonk). The double-O is pronounced like the one in the word "foot".

My fish needs some salt. I need to shoonk it.

"Do you want me to shoonk your eggs?" "No, I don't like salt on eggs."

by Jeff 46902 December 28, 2007

shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008

shwonko

Shwonko, a joint with shag.
The upper half filled with pure weed, the lower half filled with shag. You can still smoke a pure joint (half) after that there is only shag. Less weed, but still a pure joint.

dude, share the shwonko man!

i can't get enough of this shwonko

by some genious May 1, 2012

shwooking

facebooking whilst shitting. Posting statuses about being on the toilet

Baylie was shwooking in the bathroom.

by the original shwooker April 16, 2014

shwonked

Being of a very drunk state, one person drinking substantial amounts of alcoholic beverages, also known as visiting 'shwonky town'.

Bob got so shwonked he visited shwonky town and there's no going back.

by ShwonkedGeeza September 23, 2016

Shwook

Basically “Shook”, but a cool new edgy way to say it. Makes you stand out.

Did you watch the new episode last night?
Yeah....I was shwook at what happened at the end.

by Caikyuu April 24, 2018