Shartling

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

by LordCoitus October 3, 2016

sharting

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.

After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.

by sharting101 April 4, 2022

sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 6, 2023

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

schwartzengraber

a strange creepy dark and sometimes gay dude who can actually be very cool when the mood strikes ,hairy like a gorilla,average looking,known notoriously for stealin his sisters pants and grabbin tits

that schwartzengraber stole my pants and the yanked my tits WTF!!!!

by ogrescool December 8, 2010

schwarzing

The act of impersonating critically acclaimed actor/governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger by means of quoting lines from one of his many movies and/or imitating his distinct, Austrian accent. It is a very common trend that has has appeared many times throughout popular culture such as in cartoons and television shows. It can usually spark a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions if done around a group of people who are familiar with said schwarzing.

Guy: "HEHEHAHH!! HONEY! LOOK AT MAH MOSCLES, DEYAH BULGING WEET SUCH FEEEUUUURRRYYY! HEHUAAGGHHH!!"

Girl: "..really sweetheart? You've been schwarzing all afternoon..maybe it's time to give it a rest."

Guy:"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"

Girl:"Wait, what?"

Guy:"GET TO DEH CHOPPA!!!"

Girl:"..."

Random Bystander: "HEHEHYAAAHHH!! I HEARD YOU SCHWARZING FROM OVAH DEUH! MIND IF I JOIN?!"

Guy:"HEHEYAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"

Girl: "FML"

by Konchii March 21, 2010

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010