pat ma shants

to shit ur pants

m8 i just pat ma shants

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

Shants

Verb.
Origin: Germanic
1. From the abbreviation "To shit your pants.
2. To blunder or err.

Noun.
1. One who blunders or errs.
2. One who has shit their pants
also: shantsy, shantser

Adjective:
1. Describing a person who continuously blunders or errs a situation.

2. One who shantses a situation

Verb.
1. Dude, that girl just shantsed in our basement!
2. You are totally shantsing this situation.

Noun.
1. Yo, the girl just put her shants in your sink, bro.
2. Are we humans? Or are we shantsers?

Adjective.
1. The shantsing party was not fun at all.
2. That shants girl smells like shit now.

by The Shantser February 8, 2010

Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants

Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

by Gary June 6, 2003

shmants

SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.

Wow, nice shmants dude.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

shants

pants that are too short to be pants, but too long to be shorts.

"He's the only guy I know who can work shants."

by no nameee October 10, 2005

shants

A garment of clothing that is not long enough to be pants and not short enough to be shorts.

Everyone looks dumb in shants.

by c5noone January 5, 2007

shwante

excellent, cool, tip-top

Glasgow is pure shwante, man.

by Lynette aka Nipz January 17, 2007