Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010

spuzzed

Another word for drunk.

I was spuzzed after the 9th vodka shot.

by Kleetz May 28, 2006

Shizzed

Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.

Our business just got shizzed.

by BizMan April 27, 2006

Shazzed

So tired from having sex you literally pass out

Mate last night we were at it for so long i shazzed

by QueefMitten January 27, 2009

Shizzed

To explain being super coked out.

Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed.

by Knowinggg April 15, 2009

Shazzed

To be killed either intentionally or not by a screwdriver.

He got shazzed in the alley the other night.

by Tilly1962 May 24, 2010

Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.

I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014