shrivelry

the point where the male genitalia is at its smallest due to cold circumstances or nerves

Her: Are you ready?

Him: I can't i have shrivelry

by B/M/S December 2, 2022

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

shrinkled

It is a term used to define anything that is shriveled and wrinkled.

Dude! Your grandma is shrinkled.

After he got out of the bath, he was a shrinkled as a prune.

by linc_57 May 23, 2008

shrivelskin

Strange and unique electronic music made by Mike and Jimmy that you can listen to on www.shrivelskin.tk

Lets go Listen to Shrivelskin

by ShrivelSkin October 29, 2004

Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.

Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011

sheveled

Composed, ready, prepared, put together patiently

Josh was quite sheveled for his wedding, before shit hit the fan.....

by Nerd brigade January 12, 2021

shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011