specklegank

To rub one out on the head of a bronze statue while singing loudly. Must be done in public.

Moses Cleveland! Fuck yeah! I speckleganked his hairline in downton Cleveland while singing "My Milkshake!"

by Bwana Dik August 23, 2004

shmeckledecker

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)

neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005

shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

Sheckles

A Jew joke that refers to money especially coins

Hey Jake want some sheckles; Yo Jake heres your daily allowance of sheckles 'throws dimes'

by TurboedDude May 29, 2018

sheckles

Dough....has somethin to do with Jew.....but its money for God's sake.

I would buy me some new sneaks, but I ain't got no sheckles.

by Scott Thomas October 26, 2005

Ryan Sheckler

A whiney little bitch, in spite of the fact that he is only 17, one of the best skateboarders in the world, owns several houses, is set for life, has a fleet of hundred thousand dollar vehicles, and 85% of the female population wanting to bang him. In short, someone who is a whiney little bitch with no grounds for it.

"Dude, just cuz you can't get laid doesn't mean you have to get all Ryan Sheckler about it."

"Man bro, you have no idea how hard my life is, it totally sucks winning gold medals and being able to rip over anyone on the planet. I hate having all these girls want to bang me. I just want to get away from it all but I can't decide whether to drive my Range Rover on 26's or my lifted Dodge Ram 2500.

Yeah Ryan Sheckler, you're right that does sound hard. I gotta go though man, I have to flip burgers for 9.5 hours to afford a blank skate deck and a half a tank of gas in my 89 escort. Maybe we can skate again if I can get off work."

by Duke Livingston February 20, 2008

sheckler

tucking your erect penis between your legs and getting a BJ from behind

You have not had a BJ until you've had a sheckler.

by STJ's Finest October 25, 2010